Five facts about reading:

rumputsantoso:

Fact 1: Reading can make you a better conversationalist.

Fact 2: Neighbours will never complain that your book is too loud.

Fact 3: Knowledge by osmosis has not yet been perfected. You’d better read.

Fact 4: Books have stopped bullets - reading might save your life.

Fact 5: Dinosaurs didn’t read. Look what happened to them.

forever90s:

too cute.

sp0radic:

galehawthorne:

how do you get a boyfriend when you don’t leave your room

#have you seen Tangled

“this butt… is the best butt.”

tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

nerdgasming:

castielofasgard:

I fucking lost it at “chilly stumps”,

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

ignorantbread:

everyone gave Justin a standing ovation when he won except for that little circle around Selena what a queen 

tinydragongina:

alittlebitofdisneymagic:

goingtodisneyland:

disneyismyescape:

This sickens me. 

I need to speak on this. I am handicapped. I have trouble walking long distances at a time, and if I know I’ll be at the park more than 4 hours I will bring my wheelchair. This makes me so upset. It is hard enough to be a guest in Disneyland. I get the handicap entrance pass because I CANNOT stand in line that long, and cast members now have no trust because of THESE kinds of people trying to beat the system because they don’t WANT to wait in lines. It is absolutely terrible.

I have had people in my life who would invite me to amusement parks for the sole reason of using my wheelchair. It is not fair! I would much rather wait in the lines than physically not be able to.

Reblogging again for the comment above.

nunderthemistletoe:

So I was taking pictures of my hamster because I was bored and he slipped and was holding on to my hand for dear life and I got this picture

pizzasavedmylife:

The worst way to go